We're hitting the road. We've been dreaming it and planning it for quite some time now, and we're finally doing it. The problem is we can only take approximately one brown paper bag full of things.
Young and married, with neither garage nor yard, each of those types of sales was highly impractical for us. We were unwilling to buy a home simply to have a yard sale or garage sale. Thus, we have here an internet sale.
So now, we want you to help us make our stuff into your stuff. The money will go to what we believe is a worthy cause—our survival on the road and upon arrival to Portland, Oregon. The rules are simple: name a price, and pick it up. We really need to move it, so we'll likely accept your price, and we'll consider shipping it.
Want something? Email us!
One half of our living room furniture—a sweet, floral-print La-Z-Boy sleeper sofa with slip cover.
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Our couch's little brother, the love seat. Complete with matching brown slip cover.
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One of five bedroom pieces. A big ole, 5-foot-tall set of drawers.
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Nightstand, perfect for holding nightside lamps and beverages. (Not pictured: the other, identical one.)
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Another set of drawers your clothes can call home, this one with a huge mirror and various shaped drawers.
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Queen-sized bed. Mattress, box spring and headboard included.
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42" Westinghouse 1080P LCD TV with built in HD tuner.
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Wilson irons (minus pitching wedge, plus carbon sand wedge). Shallow-faced Taylor Made knockoff woods.
This is a guitar crafted from fine wood by Yamaha—includes capo and little tuner thing.
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Desk chair, super comfy on your bum with an awesome reclining back. Some WD-40 for squeaking wouldn't hurt.
Sweet vintage wood desk. Really sturdy, lots of storage space and not a huge cockpit-style contraption.
Black pub table with four chairs. Tall, trendy, delicious. Works for both food and puzzle construction.
Small, pink gap purse.
Black, houndstooth-like apt. 9 purse. If Bear Bryant sported a purse, this would be the one.
Tan Bath and Body Works purse with a fuzzy white inside. A small dog or kitten would stay warm inside this.
Vera Bradley red and white backpack purse.
Pink purse with some black fabric handles and little polkadots.
Gap low rise capris (ladies, 2).
Victoria's Secret Pink gym shorts (ladies, small).
Levis jorts (ladies, unknown size).
Gap flare stretch blue jeans (ladies, 4 long).
Old Navy low-waist flare blue jeans (ladies, 4 long).
Black strecthy Mossimo dress (ladies, medium).
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Angie flowery dress (ladies, small).
Cotton Old Navy dress (ladies, small).
American Eagle "The world is pretty amazing" tee, super soft (ladies, medium).
Navy green American Eagle feather tee with little sequin things (ladies, small).
Gap stretch v-neck tee (ladies, medium).
Fancy, white Express shirt (ladies, medium).
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Gray abercrombie stretch camisole (girls, large).
Red, fleece UGA hoodie (unisex, medium).
White sheer Old Navy sweater (ladies, small).
Hollister track jacket (ladies, small).
Mossimo white, ribbed camisole (ladies, medium).
Old Navy stretch camisole (ladies, small).
Pin-striped Old Navy pajama pants (unisex, small).
H&M blue-and-white-striped half-button shirt (ladies, 4).
THIS IS NOT AN INFOMERCIAL. 100% real, legitimate Snuggie. They do exist, and this is for sale.
Blue and white urban restoration tee (mens, medium).
Super soft, light blue Old Navy long sleeve tee (mens, medium).
Africa tee from Athens Church's Step into Africa (unisex, medium).
"Be Conscious" tee (mens, medium).
Brown Old Navy ringer tee (mens, medium).
Long-johnish UGA long sleeve shirt, super warm (mens, medium).
Black UGA t-shirt. Disclosure:got this one for free (unisex, extra large).
Levi's 505 Regular Fit blue jeans (mens, 32x32)
Chaps khaki pants (mens, 32x32)
Pant legs. These went with some old shorts. Seriously, I'm sure you'd love them to warm your calves.
Red and black Nike UGA shorts (unisex, medium).
Red and blue American Eagle bathing suit (mens 31).
White, blue and flowery (in the most manly way) bathing suit (mens, 31).
Stylish orange Quicksilver bathing suit (mens, 30).
Black and white Nike golf shoes. Apparently do nothing to make you a better golfer (Men's, 12).
12" PowerBook G4, 1.5ghz 1.25gb RAM Combo Drive, great condition. Sans ";" key.
Various and sundry blank CDs and DVDs. Around 25 CDs, 8 or so DVDs and 2 dual-layer DVDs.
Sandisk 8gb ExtremeIII CompactFlash memory card. Stupid me bought the wrong type.
A small pile of Mac Ram. Mostly of the 1gb DDR2 variety, with some 2GB DDR2 and 1GB DDR3 mixed in.
Digital picture frame. Great for mothers, grandmothers and aunts. Not the best for college students.
A cable for the connecting of your iPod to your TV—video, audio, the whole kit and kaboodle.
iPhone earbuds. Came with the iPhone 3GS, but I don't need them or want them.
FireWire 400 to FireWire 800 cable, only used once.
HP Printer/Scanner. Great for printing things and scanning things.
Nikon point-and-shoot, minus the connector cable. With cable, good for pictures; without, for weighing papers.
Seriously? You just hold the remote and tilt it? You need this for the ultimate Mario Kart experience.
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Mario Party 8 for Wii. If you're tired of boring parties and loneliness, this might help.
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Mario Kart for Wii. If it weren't for this and Wii sports, our Wii would have been gone much sooner.
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NCAA 09 for Wii. Football in your living room where you actually move around.
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Netgear router. It routs various things, mainly the Internet, so you can stay on the couch more.
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Upconverting Phillips DVD player. Not to be confused with "a DVD, player." Which would be worth much less.
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iHome. Plug in an iPod and then dance around in your underwear, without pesky earbuds.
HDMI cables. I believe they are 15 foot in length, and 100% high-definition goodness.
A must-own book to be worthy of being called a man or for those who wish to endanger their male children.
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Cool pictures, great history. If you're a keeper of books, this deserves a spot on your shelf.
God Thinks You're Wonderful. Great for children and adults with low self-esteem.
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UGA Football Vault. An awesome coffee table book about UGA's storied football history.
Deadly Viper: Character Assassins. A small book about things that target our character.
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DIY Wedding. We used this: it rained on our ceremony, and I cut the cake alone. You've been warned.
The Bride and Groom thank-you guide. Don't say thanks without it.
Know Why You Believe. In the vein of books defending the Christian faith with ink and paper.
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Lord Foulgrin's Letters. I believe this is similar to The Screwtape Letters.
How Good is Good Enough? A short little book by Andy Stanley.
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The Love Dare. If watching Fireproof got you fired up, then this book is perfect for you.
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God Whispers. This belongs to wife, but perhaps it is good.
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The Five People You Meet in Heaven. (Disclosure: Fiction)
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The Daring Book for Girls. Will help you be prepared when you meet aforementioned dangerous boys.
Rachel's Tears. A non-fiction period piece about faith and Columbine.
Hanging tri-panel of New York City. Hand-painted by designer Targét.
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Tri-panel metal wall thing with different colors from Kirkland's.
Green porcelain thing for holding some other things, perhaps a small plant or some candies?
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A vase with fake flowers. It'll help you avoid the pain of dealing with the death of real flowers.
A small bounty of candles. Some full, some partially burned. All functional for scenting or romancing.
Not one, but two throw blankets. Each suitable for one average sized person or two very cuddly people.
4 blue throw pillows and 2 orange throw pillows. Can be placed rather than thrown.
One bathroom scale. If you choose to believe it, I will tell you the numbers are actually 10 pounds too high.
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Porcelain bathroom trash can. Has done a helluva job holding our trash for one year.
Dry erase board. Can negotiate rates on dry erase markers as well.
Iron and ironing board. Wife not included. (Just kidding, sweetie. Sorry, ladies. I couldn't help it.)
A space heater that could be perfect for all the spaces you need heated.
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Power drill and various other tools. I've never used them—can't figure out how to connect them to the internet.
A few little containers to hold things or act as empty decoys for someone looking for hidden things.
A small giraffe in a glass case, meant to hang on your wall. Exotic.
Two crosses with inscriptions. A hair morbid, but nice nonetheless.
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Decorative bird. Best features: zero cost of ownership, no annoying chirping.
Yahtzee, Scrabble and Life book-style board games. Look pretty sweet on shelves.
Lamp with an awesome little clip on the end so it can be more versatile than a boring old desk lamp.
Boring old desk lamp. Lineage can be traced to Lamp from The Brave Little Toaster.
Swivel Sweeper. Distant cousin to the Snuggie, this baby swivels and sweeps as seen on TV. Never opened.
Wicker clothes hamper with a fold-down top to keep the stench in for those especially dirty clothes.
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Treat your class with trash with this beautiful, white, push-top-open kitchen trash can.
We'd never be able to dispense paper towels fashionably without this contraption.
A bowl for fruits with a hanger for bananas on top. Convenient and healthy.
GIVEN AWAY
Drying rack for dishes after you wash them. More fun than drying by hand.
A crock pot. Cooks stuff way slower than anything else. Apparently this is a good thing.
George Foreman's big, bulky, lean, mean, green fat killing grilling machine. Faster than the crock pot.
Sweet tea maker. Comes with one free lesson on how to make freaking awesome sweet tea.
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If you prefer your tea un-sweetened or of a high-falutin' flavor, go with the tea kettle.
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Waffle maker. Pro tip: waffle mix sucks, make the batter on your own.
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Pyrex glass measurer. Measures things.
A pitcher for the sweet tea sold earlier. Also works for beer, coke and urine (untested).
Wine glasses. If you really like to drink, I'd recommend the pitcher instead.
Six big glasses, and six medium glasses. They have a cool, funky curve to them. Be impressed.
Toaster oven. More versatile than a toaster, less bulky than an oven.
Coffee maker. I tried to like coffee, it didn't work, and the coffeepot broke. Sad story.
Various containers that are perfect for holding things like rice, noodles, sugar, etc.
A green thing of a breakable material, which currently holds kitchen utensils.
Glass prism with spout and handle, used solely for pouring extra virgin olive oil.
Various colored coffee mugs. We like these much more than we like coffee, so they've never been used.
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GT Xpress 101. There are infomercials for this, but it's not as famous as the Snuggie. It cooks stuff.
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Stainless steel Chefmate multi-cooker with pasta insert. Yum.
Black and Decker Crush Master blender. It says it crushes ice as well—apparently that's a feature.
8 super nice heavy-duty dishes. They're porcelain or ceramic, and they're beautiful. Mugs and bowls to boot.
Japanese vegetable steamer. Made of real wood, could work with either a wok, zen garden or koi pond.
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This is borderline kitchen. Alas, in trinkets, we have a small grill, perfect for tailgating.
These three pieces are to be used with the previous grill. Never even unpacked.
Some UGA memorabilia, 2/3rds of which are stuffed and play songs. 1/3 is a cute little statue.
A box full of a Wahl trimmer and accessories for trimming a man or woman's hair and/or beard. Used once.
Dominos. These are a great way to pass time with really, really old people.
Dawgopoly has never been opened by me, but it sounds like Monopoly.
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For the adventurous, this is a red and black grab box of arts, crafts and writing utensils.
This chess set is made and purchased in Nairobi, Kenya. Two pieces are casualties, but it's super neat.